This is an unedited clip from an actual anti-smoking brochure. I'm going to assume Mike is the fat one, and the other kid's name is Jerry. Here's how I envision the conversation went immediately after Mike's confession: Mike: I think my parents would be very disappointed if I ever smoked. Jerry: Hey, thanks for sharing your feelings with me Mike. Smoking's totally not cool. I'm glad we feel the same way. Mike: Really? Jerry: No, limp dick! I'm going to light up a fat blunt and then I'm going to rape your mouth!